MAKING MY AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

Yesterday my Ex called me and apparently her first words were "heey umentupa..." it actually caught me alittle by surprise and the first thought that came to mind was "bringing God back to America" i looked at my watch and whispered "Satan not today" she almost heard it so i picked up something else to distract her....." what do you think about building a wall between america and mexico....?
Her responce was fast and firm "I dont think its fair,  Trump should die already " I almost shouted i will not die and no weapon formed against me shall prosper, we need a wall between my america and your mexico, we cannot have you walk into america when you dim fit " she almost bursted into laughter but i was serious and willing to follow my words through, " I will build a wall between us, and if you build a tunnel , i will build another one under ground and if you try to climb over it i will make it electronic, As we speak you should be informed that i have already sent home all your ambassadors in my residence with immediate effect , not a single thing of yours will see my light of day, all the tiny little gifts have all been vacated.
I was so full of my self that i actually closed my eyes and assumed that i was making this speech to a public gathering and finally america will be great again..... I was woken up from my imaginations by her clap....WTF why would she be clapping.......? "wow you could make a great Trump " and i thought mmmmmmh you have not even had the last of me..
My America will not require your Obamacare, as we speak i have signed a document to repeal it, your time is over and so are some of the things you pushed down our throats they will not live to see light of day. You belong to the past and i hope history will be kind enough to remember you in good light coz i dont think i will.
In the quest to make america great again, the interest of America comes first and we will not care to strike mexico if you do not retrieve back where you belong.

a time has come when America will be for americans by americans and with americans. I wish to inform you by the time you touch the hang up button you will not only regret this call but also regret the fact that you had contact with me. I wish to speak firmly about my foreign policy which is key on my agendas, you and the world out there should realize that i respect you all but above all i respect the wishes of my america and if it goes against our moral drive we shall not hesitate but shun you all. I know the path am taking is not easy but i have the willingness, the strength and the power to soldier on even if it takes all that i have i sure am ready. SO HELP ME GOD

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